Beware of Mind Bullets
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 34.44 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 6.80 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 27.60 |
| Bess, Davone MIA WR | 3.90 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 0 |
| Moore, Lance NOS WR | 21.10 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 10.00 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 0.00 |
| Starter Total: | 103.84 |
| Potential Points: |
124.04 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
83.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Collins, Kerry TEN QB | 0.00 |
| Choice, Tashard DAL RB | 6.40 |
| Green-Ellis, BenJarvus NEP RB | 0 |
| Morris, Maurice SEA RB | 6.10 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 17.10 |
| Smith, Steve NYG WR | 2.00 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 0 |
| Brown, Kris HOU PK | 7.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 38.60 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 142.44 |
|
Los Cangrejos
| Starters |
| Cassel, Matt NEP QB | 5.02 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 13.00 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 17.80 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 14.10 |
| Bruce, Isaac SFO WR | 0.80 |
| Bryant, Antonio TBB WR | 7.70 |
| Bryant, Matt TBB PK | 6.00 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 72.42 |
| Potential Points: |
87.12 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
83.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Favre, Brett NYJ QB | 13.52 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 1.30 |
| Faulk, Kevin NEP RB | 0.80 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 2.90 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 1.60 |
| Janikowski, Sebastian OAK PK | 7.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 27.12 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 99.54 |
|
The Guru
| Starters |
| Thigpen, Tyler KCC QB | 12.04 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 7.50 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 11.60 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 18.30 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 25.00 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 1.50 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 7.00 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 83.94 |
| Potential Points: |
146.08 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
57.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 19.38 |
| Bell, Tatum DEN RB | 23.70 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 18.20 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 33.50 |
| Moore, Mewelde PIT RB | 3.30 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 0 |
| Camarillo, Greg MIA WR | 0 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 7.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 105.08 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 189.02 |
|
ThriftStore Cowboys
| Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 4.76 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 0 |
| Ward, Derrick NYG RB | 9.10 |
| Baskett, Hank PHI WR | 0.00 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 0 |
| Gage, Justin TEN WR | 0 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 16.00 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 21.00 |
| Starter Total: | 50.86 |
| Potential Points: |
102.06 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
49.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Orton, Kyle CHI QB | 25.96 |
| Charles, Jamaal KCC RB | 0.90 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 0 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 5.10 |
| Hilliard, Ike TBB WR | 2.00 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 9.00 |
| Carney, John NYG PK | 15.00 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def | 4.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 61.96 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 112.82 |
|
Donkey Beater
| Starters |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 28.52 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 17.80 |
| Thomas, Pierre NOS RB | 0 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 25.80 |
| Breaston, Steve ARI WR | 15.10 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 26.80 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 10.00 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 13.00 |
| Starter Total: | 137.02 |
| Potential Points: |
147.92 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
92.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 1.10 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 0 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 10.90 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 0 |
| Avery, Donnie STL WR | 10.00 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 4.60 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 2.30 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 31.90 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 168.92 |
|
Illegal Use of the Handtruck
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 18.04 |
| Dunn, Warrick TBB RB | 4.10 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 5.40 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 8.40 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 0.50 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 7.60 |
| Dawson, Phil CLE PK | 0.00 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 9.00 |
| Starter Total: | 53.04 |
| Potential Points: |
104.54 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
50.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 11.88 |
| Sproles, Darren SDC RB | 25.20 |
| Torain, Ryan DEN RB | 0 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 14.90 |
| Branch, Deion SEA WR | 21.00 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 8.00 |
| Williams, Reggie JAC WR | 1.60 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 3.70 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 86.28 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 139.32 |
|
The Johnny Utahs
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 8.80 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 11.90 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 0 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 10.60 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 10.10 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 22.20 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 11.00 |
| Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 75.6 |
| Potential Points: |
107.12 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
70.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB | 15.12 |
| Benson, Cedric CIN RB | 18.00 |
| Hester, Jacob SDC RB | 11.60 |
| Jackson, Brandon GBP RB | 0 |
| Johnson, Rudi DET RB | 0 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 14.80 |
| Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR | 13.10 |
| Walker, Javon OAK WR | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 72.62 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 148.22 |
|
The Dusty Washam Experience
| Starters |
| Ryan, Matt ATL QB | 9.30 |
| Hightower, Tim ARI RB | 0.30 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 1.80 |
| Rhodes, Dominic IND RB | 0 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 1.20 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 11.00 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 24.6 |
| Potential Points: |
60.5 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
40.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 3.40 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 2.30 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 15.90 |
| Bradley, Mark KCC WR | 2.10 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 5.00 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 2.10 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CAR WR | 13.90 |
| Washington, Nate PIT WR | 1.30 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 46.00 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 70.60 |
|
BIG TEX and the TAQUITOS
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 5.42 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 0 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 2.50 |
| Johnson, Bryant SFO WR | 4.30 |
| Ocho Cinco, Chad CIN WR | 0 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 11.00 |
| Nedney, Joe SFO PK | 9.00 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 26.00 |
| Starter Total: | 58.22 |
| Potential Points: |
95.18 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
61.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 12.08 |
| McClain, Le'Ron BAL RB | 19.00 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 0 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 1.30 |
| Manningham, Mario NYG WR | 2.10 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 11.30 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 2.50 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | -1.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 47.28 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 105.50 |
|
Thundercats
| Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 21.14 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 17.60 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 15.30 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 1.30 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 6.80 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 4.90 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 0.00 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 69.04 |
| Potential Points: |
109.14 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
63.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 0 |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 15.00 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 0 |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | 8.10 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 10.30 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 7.70 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 16.00 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 13.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 70.10 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 139.14 |
|
JAGER BOMBS
| Starters |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 26.22 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 7.20 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 11.90 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 5.20 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 6.30 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 13.40 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 7.00 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 80.22 |
| Potential Points: |
81.7 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
98.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 6.12 |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 0 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 0.60 |
| Henry, Chris CIN WR | 1.90 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 5.90 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 6.68 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 6.00 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 2.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 29.20 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 109.42 |
|
Nellyville
| Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 23.40 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 2.40 |
| Morris, Sammy NEP RB | 8.50 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 5.50 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 2.60 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 10.80 |
| Elam, Jason ATL PK | 7.00 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 62.2 |
| Potential Points: |
86.4 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
72.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Pennington, Chad MIA QB | 17.20 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 1.20 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 19.80 |
| Pittman, Michael DEN RB | 0 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 2.90 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 5.30 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 3.10 |
| Lloyd, Brandon CHI WR | 9.40 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 58.90 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 121.10 |
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