| Franchise |
QB | RB | WR+TE | PK | Def |
| The Guru | Rivers, P
Thigpen, T | Bell, T
Buckhalter, C
Forte, M
Jackson, S
Moore, M
Stewart, J
Young, S | Camarillo, G
Colston, M
Fitzgerald, L
Ward, H
Wayne, R | Crosby, M | Titans, T |
| ThriftStore Cowboys | Manning, E
Orton, K | Charles, J
Graham, E
Jacobs, B
Ward, D | Baskett, H
Burress, P
Cotchery, J
Gage, J
Hilliard, I
Holt, T | Carney, J
Kasay, J | Cardinals, A
Steelers, P |
| Donkey Beater | Warner, K | Fargas, J
Johnson, C
McGahee, W
Rice, R
Slaton, S
Thomas, P
Turner, M | Avery, D
Breaston, S
Jackson, D
Johnson, A
Walter, K | Rackers, N | Colts, I
Packers, G |
| Illegal Use of the Handtruck | Cutler, J
Flacco, J | Dunn, W
Gore, F
Lewis, J
Sproles, D
Torain, R
Washington, L | Branch, D
Edwards, B
Mason, D
Royal, E
Williams, R
Daniels, O | Dawson, P | Panthers, C |
| The Johnny Utahs | Manning, P
Russell, J | Addai, J
Benson, C
Bush, R
Hester, J
Jackson, B
James, E
Johnson, R | Coles, L
Ginn Jr., T
Jennings, G
Johnson, C
Walker, J | Vinatieri, A | Chiefs, K |
| The Dusty Washam Experience | Roethlisberger, B
Ryan, M | Barber, M
Hightower, T
Johnson, L
Rhodes, D
Smith, K | Boldin, A
Bradley, M
Chambers, C
Gonzalez, A
Holmes, S
Muhammad, M
Washington, N | Longwell, R | Buccaneers, T |
| BIG TEX and the TAQUITOS | Garrard, D
Romo, T | Lynch, M
McClain, L
Taylor, F
White, L | Brown, R
Johnson, B
Manningham, M
Ocho Cinco, C
Owens, T
Gonzalez, T
Heap, T | Nedney, J | Cowboys, D
Eagles, P |
| Thundercats | Brady, T
Campbell, J
Delhomme, J | Jones, F
McAllister, D
Parker, W
Peterson, A | Bowe, D
Jackson, V
Moss, R
Moss, S
Gates, A | Akers, D
Bironas, R | Patriots, N
Vikings, M |
| Los Cangrejos | Cassel, M
Favre, B | Betts, L
Faulk, K
Portis, C
Williams, D | Berrian, B
Bruce, I
Bryant, A
Henderson, D
Toomer, A | Bryant, M
Janikowski, S | Ravens, B |
| Beware of Mind Bullets | Brees, D
Collins, K | Choice, T
Green-Ellis, B
Jones-Drew, M
Morris, M
Tomlinson, L | Bess, D
Driver, D
Houshmandzadeh, T
Moore, L
Smith, S
Shockey, J | Brown, K
Kaeding, N | Bears, C |
| JAGER BOMBS | Edwards, T
Palmer, C
Rodgers, A | Brown, R
Grant, R
Jones, J
Westbrook, B | Evans, L
Henry, C
Smith, S
Clark, D
Witten, J | Folk, N
Gostkowski, S | Chargers, S
Giants, N |
| Nellyville | McNabb, D
Pennington, C | Jones, T
McFadden, D
Morris, S
Norwood, J
Pittman, M
Taylor, C
Williams, R | Harrison, M
Lloyd, B
Marshall, B
Welker, W
White, R | Elam, J | Jets, N |
