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Week 16

FFL News - Grand Final Edition
For the week of December 16th, 2008
Threat Level Orange wins the Cup
Mean Machines win 3rd place
Gamblers come from behind to win Consolation Bracket
 
Governor's Cup Grand Final at Baucau, East Timor
Threat Level Orange 49, Spunky Gerbils 18 -  "There will be no sausage party here tonight" was the rather unusual comment made by coach Troy Erhman after being handed the Tim Kelly Memorial Trophy and giving the traditional throat slitting gesture in the moments after Threat Level Orange captured the Governor's Cup as they outclassed the Spunky Gerbils 49-18 before a rather disinterested crowd of about 4,300 fans in Baucau.  It is the second Grand Final victory in the Orange's 5 year history in the league, and they become the 4th franchise to win the title more than once. 
 
As for the Gerbils- who will now be referred to as the Spunky Gerbil-Vikings, for being the first DFFL franchise to lose 4 Grand Finals, as well as for having gone into the biggest game of the year starting 5 Minnesota Players. 
 
Talk radio shows around the country continue to second guess and vilify Gerbils coach John Williams for his ridiculous 5 Viking offense - which probably cost him any chance of victory on Sunday. Even Gerbil FANline - the weekly post game call-in show that's normally void of any callers - had full phone banks on Sunday with people waiting to pile on. In his Monday press conference, Williams continued to defend the decision, claiming the Vikings have a kick-ass offense saying "you hear people talk about it all the time" 
 
Meanwhile, winning coach Troy Erhman also chimed in on the controversy, saying he had no problem with it...."made my job a lot easier, that's for sure - once I saw that Travis (sic) was their starting QB I knew we had this one wrapped up".  Using a defensive scheme Erhman referred to as the "T-Jack defense", he managed to render WR's Bernard Berrian and Sidney Rice virtually invisible - a combined 2 catches for 18 yards by daring the Gerbil's QB to throw the ball more than 8 yards downfield.  "Worked just the way we drew it up" according to the TLO coach.  Playoff MVP Payton Manning called the Gerbils strategy "embarassing"

Vanier Cup Final at Moroni, Comoros
Mean Machines 53, Cosa Nostra 20  -  Mean Machines wrapped up the Vanier Cup with an easy victory over Cosa Nostra in Moroni on Sunday.  With the Machines getting touchdowns from 5 of their 6 starters, the game was so one-sided that the Machines players decided to pour the bucket of gatorade over coach Shannon Kelly early in the second quarter, causing their coach to be covered by flies, mosquitoes and other malaria carrying insects - forcing Kelly to leave midway through the 3rd quarter. Before he left, Kelly called Cosa Nostra "the most overrated team we've faced all year". Cosa Nostra coach Nilles refused to speak to the media afterwards. 
 

Consolation Bracket Final at Balykchy, Krygyzstan    Still no word from Krygyzstan, where the Gamblers have apparently rallied to defeat Mountain Magic 54-52 to win the consolation Bracket title. There was no news blackout as previously reported, but DFFL News has leanred that Chechyian rebels have clashed with hooligan supporters from both clubs, and put the entire area under siege.  Details as they become available.    

 

Top 10 Players
#PlayerPts
1.Brees, Drew NOS QB183
2.Rivers, Philip SDC QB158
3.Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB157
4.Warner, Kurt ARI QB155
5.Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB155
6.Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK152
7.Carney, John NYG PK148
8.Akers, David PHI PK146
9.Cutler, Jay DEN QB146
10.Manning, Peyton IND QB139
All Top Performer Players
Top 10 Free Agents
#PlayerPts
1.Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK152
2.Kasay, John CAR PK135
3.Lindell, Rian BUF PK132
4.Brown, Kris HOU PK128
5.Prater, Matt DEN PK123
6.Stover, Matt BAL PK123
7.Brown, Josh STL PK122
8.Gould, Robbie CHI PK121
9.Feely, Jay NYJ PK117
10.Dawson, Phil CLE PK114
All Top Performer Free Agents
League Standings

Joaquin Guzman Division

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF PA Div W-L-T
Cosa Nostra 10-3-0.769 0.0 W2 507 451 4-2-0
Puppet Meat Reloaded 6-7-0.462 4.0 W1 467 422 3-3-0
Flaming Liberals 6-7-0.462 4.0 L1 467 475 3-3-0
Axis of Weasel 5-8-0.385 5.0 L3 391 497 2-4-0

Klaas Bruinsma Division

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF PA Div W-L-T
Spunky Gerbils 10-3-0.769 0.0 W2 541 404 5-1-0
Threat Level Orange 9-4-0.692 1.0 W1 541 362 4-2-0
F T C 5-8-0.385 5.0 L2 412 502 1-5-0
Cheeseheads from Hell 4-9-0.308 6.0 L1 446 601 2-4-0

Haji Bashar Division

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF PA Div W-L-T
Mean Machines 7-6-0.538 0.0 W1 540 515 2-4-0
Mountain Magic 6-7-0.462 1.0 L1 463 458 3-3-0
Gamblers 5-8-0.385 2.0 W2 476 447 3-3-0
Lambeau's Leap 5-8-0.385 2.0 L4 406 523 4-2-0
Weekly Summary
Franchise/Week 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 PF
Threat Level Orange48 45 41 40 33 60 20 38 36 57 54 36 33 53 43 49 541
Spunky Gerbils22 47 41 50 34 33 66 58 37 47 23 43 40 25 49 18 541
Mean Machines60 53 54 17 46 33 35 14 28 66 44 38 52 51 35 53 540
Cosa Nostra21 33 38 34 56 26 43 38 38 51 28 50 51 39 32 20 507
Gamblers42 31 6 30 57 31 45 45 41 35 14 31 68 49 41 54 476
Puppet Meat Reloaded21 39 30 51 35 29 44 48 12 50 28 45 35 28 23 36 467
Flaming Liberals34 19 51 50 10 26 19 64 28 44 39 54 29 32 38 38 467
Mountain Magic21 34 35 22 30 62 51 41 33 39 21 54 20 49 53 52 463
Cheeseheads from Hell18 52 46 82 22 21 19 16 18 30 60 46 16 33 30 36 446
F T C50 37 37 44 38 38 12 15 27 22 32 41 19 15 24 30 412
Lambeau's Leap22 35 18 33 51 15 50 24 34 23 46 30 25 41 16 24 406
Axis of Weasel23 42 37 28 43 28 30 11 25 33 16 34 41 25 13 27 391
Average32393640383436343041344236373336578
Playoff Bracket
Governor's Cup
Week 14 Week 15 Week 16 Governor's Cup Champion
#5: Puppet Meat Reloaded (28)  
  Threat Level Orange (43)  
#4: Threat Level Orange (53)    
  Threat Level Orange (49)  
     
Cosa Nostra (32)    
   
  Threat Level Orange
#6: Flaming Liberals (32)   Governor's Cup Champion
  Mean Machines (35)    
#3: Mean Machines (51)      
  Spunky Gerbils (18)  
    
Spunky Gerbils (49)   
Playoff Bracket
Consolation
Week 14 Week 15 Week 16 Consolation Bracket Winner
#6: Cheeseheads from Hell (33)  
  Cheeseheads from Hell (30)  
#3: F T C (15)    
  Mountain Magic (52)  
     
Mountain Magic (53)    
   
  Gamblers
#5: Axis of Weasel (25)   Consolation Bracket Winner
  Lambeau's Leap (16)    
#4: Lambeau's Leap (41)      
  Gamblers (54)  
    
Gamblers (41)   
Playoff Bracket
3rd Place Game
Week 16 Vanier Cup Winner
Cosa Nostra (20)  
  Mean Machines
Mean Machines (53) Vanier Cup Winner
Live Scoring
Week 16
Threat Level Orange49Details
Spunky Gerbils18
Mean Machines53Details
Cosa Nostra20
Gamblers54Details
Mountain Magic52
Flaming Liberals38Details
Puppet Meat Reloaded36Details
Cheeseheads from Hell36Details
Axis of Weasel27Details
F T C30Details
Lambeau's Leap24Details
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Week 16 NFL Schedule
Thu Dec 18 7:15:00 p.m. CT 2008
Colts Final
(Weather)
Jaguars 
Sat Dec 20 7:15:00 p.m. CT 2008
Ravens Final
(Weather)
Cowboys 
Sun Dec 21 12:00:00 p.m. CT 2008
Cardinals Final
(Weather)
Patriots 
Bengals Final
(Weather)
Browns 
Steelers Final
(Weather)
Titans 
Dolphins Final
(Weather)
Chiefs 
Saints Final
(Dome)
Lions 
Chargers Final
(Weather)
Buccaneers 
49ers Final
(Dome)
Rams 
Sun Dec 21 3:05:00 p.m. CT 2008
Bills Final
(Weather)
Broncos 
Texans Final
(Weather)
Raiders 
Jets Final
(Weather)
Seahawks 
Sun Dec 21 3:15:00 p.m. CT 2008
Eagles Final
(Weather)
Redskins 
Falcons Final
(Dome)
Vikings 
Sun Dec 21 7:15:00 p.m. CT 2008
Panthers Final
(Weather)
Giants 
Mon Dec 22 7:30:00 p.m. CT 2008
Packers Final
(Weather)
Bears 
Bye Weeks
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